![Stephen: Speaking of never intending to give factual statements, Fox & Friends. This weekend they explained why there is no need for Planned Parenthood, even if 97% of their services are contraception, breast cancer screening, STD testing and other services like pap smears. Because as the brown haired guy who’s not Steve Doocy, told the blond haired guy who is Steve Doocy and the blond haired girl who’s not Gretchen Carlson, America already has a trusted place for those services.[cut to clip]Steve Doocy: He was talking about Planned Parenthood being this great provider where women can get blood pressure checks and pap smears and breast…Bryan Kilmeade: Which you can get at Walgreens!Steve Doocy: Exactly right.[end clip]Stephen: Exactly. You can get a pap smear or a breast exam at Walgreens. I’m pretty sure they’re between the Swiffer refills and the cat food. Ladies just look for the stirrups! I know Walgreens is where I go for all my medical needs. Just last week I got my annual colonoscopy at the photo center. I swallowed a waterproof disposable camera, had a bag boy punch me in the gut to make the shutter go off, hung out in the coffee aisle until it passed, and an hour later got a clean bill of health and a free set of doubles for my family.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljki5llSO91qa5ff2o1_500.gif)
Stephen: Speaking of never intending to give factual statements, Fox & Friends. This weekend they explained why there is no need for Planned Parenthood, even if 97% of their services are contraception, breast cancer screening, STD testing and other services like pap smears. Because as the brown haired guy who’s not Steve Doocy, told the blond haired guy who is Steve Doocy and the blond haired girl who’s not Gretchen Carlson, America already has a trusted place for those services.
[cut to clip]
Steve Doocy: He was talking about Planned Parenthood being this great provider where women can get blood pressure checks and pap smears and breast…
Bryan Kilmeade: Which you can get at Walgreens!
Steve Doocy: Exactly right.
[end clip]
Stephen: Exactly. You can get a pap smear or a breast exam at Walgreens. I’m pretty sure they’re between the Swiffer refills and the cat food. Ladies just look for the stirrups! I know Walgreens is where I go for all my medical needs. Just last week I got my annual colonoscopy at the photo center. I swallowed a waterproof disposable camera, had a bag boy punch me in the gut to make the shutter go off, hung out in the coffee aisle until it passed, and an hour later got a clean bill of health and a free set of doubles for my family.
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In case you’re not aware, Stephen Colbert is going H.A.M. on Sen. Jon Kyl over on Twitter.
Kyl (R-Ariz.), you of course remember, infamously stated last week that abortion was “well over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does” — it’s actually 3% — then had his office issue a statement saying “his remark was not intended to be a factual statement, but rather to illustrate that Planned Parenthood, a organization that receives millions of dollars in taxpayer funding, does subsidize abortions.”
Jon Kyl, I think this means you’re on notice.
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I LOVE THESE BOYS SO MUCH. ♥
THERE’S JUST TOO MUCH THAT I CANNOT HANDLE
Album of the Year!!!
Like, everything makes me cry, but I totally cried when they won. YAY!
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Oh my god, this was amazing. I hope they mock all my favorite bands on Community this epically.
For the record, I believe Sarah Palin is a true statesman whose experience as a failed vice presidential candidate, half-term governor, and eight-episode reality show star has fully prepared her to take control of our nuclear arsenal.
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My favorite parts of The Town were when Jon Hamm was around to look super handsome.
Ezra Koenig and The Black Keys face off on The Colbert Report
Skip to 4:19 for the action
